Bridesmaids

 Most women have a tough choice deciding on their bridesmaids. Not I. I knew from the moment we started planning the wedding who I wanted. It wasn't a tough choice. My sweet girlfriends mean so much to me and have been in my life for a very long time.
 Our numbers were off. I had 1 more bridesmaid than my husband had groomsmen, but it didn't matter. It was important for me to have my girls there. So when it comes on who to pick, I say pick them all!

#FAIL

 I love when I read about people who succeed after failure. There are so many people who haven't let failures break them. I've had many failures of my own. I've gotten fired, I've been turned down for work, I've been rejected by men (thankfully not my husband), been turned down after just a first audition. Many times I've given up, but with age and faith (in God) I keep my head up knowing there's a better me to come. 

This inspired me to make this. 

How to deal with teenagers

I love kids, but I am not a fan of teenagers. Teenagers are just so hard to please. I have fun making them feel stupid. 

"My room, my rules." 

Uh, no. Your room? Since when did you start paying rent?

"When I get a job, I'm going to buy myself a new ____."

How about you start by learning how to listen to your parents?  Then you can think about getting a job.  Let me tell ya, when you have a job, you have a thing called a BOSS. 

"I hate my life." 

Whatever, get over it. There are worse things in life that could happen, like getting your Xbox taken a way for a week is not one.

"WIFI is down. I can't do my homework."

I can always take you to my parents house and you can use their encyclopedia.

"I have to walk?!"

Crawling is always an option.

"All my friends have iPhones."

And all my friends have boob jobs. What's your point?